"scoob" (scoobsti) 02/24/2014 at 20:37 • Filed to: Are You Kidding Me

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The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > scoob 02/24/2014 at 20:47

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Fucking CTA...

Mason-Dixon > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 02/24/2014 at 20:54

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Some of the craziest shit I've seen in my life has occurred on the CTA—everything from an armed robbery to a man being attacked with a corded telephone.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > scoob 02/24/2014 at 20:56

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as a married man all I can think is "there is no way I could get my wife to do that."

scoob > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 02/24/2014 at 20:59

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I wonder if the MTA is any better/worse.

vdub_nut: scooter snob > scoob 02/24/2014 at 21:09

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I would like to read someone a scary story.

Bad Idea Hat > Mason-Dixon 02/24/2014 at 21:10

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How...I...what?

Where the hell did they find a corded telephone?

ttyymmnn > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 02/24/2014 at 21:22

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To hell with the train, I couldn't get my wife to do that in the dark at home.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > ttyymmnn 02/24/2014 at 21:24

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I'm sorry

ttyymmnn > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 02/24/2014 at 21:25

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Me too.

backofthebenz > scoob 02/24/2014 at 21:29

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I hope she doesn't clench her teeth when she gets scared...

Mason-Dixon > Bad Idea Hat 02/24/2014 at 21:30

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Exactly... it still puzzles me. This 40-50 year old woman pulled it out of her cart and began beating her boyfriend/husband with it. He then kicked her in the knee, she fell and got a bloody nose, and she went off running at the next stop. There were only a few of us on the train at the time and we all got off, too. Didn't want to face any second-hand aggression from the dude.

For any locals, this was on the Blue Line at 5:30am at Clark and Lake.